The black ships land and set up a make-shift settlement on the coastline, Immediately cutting down many trees from nearby forests. Within days, they set up a shanty town where they can safely and securely wait for their land armies to meet up with them. Roughly 50 mumakil were on there way, along with a thousand footsoldiers. With no town or settlements within 50 miles, the southerlings could plan their attack in secrecy.

I’m recalling my attack on Dol Amroth and everything else and redirecting the attack on southern Ithilien, that way it’s faramir’s job to react to the attacks. Sorry for any annoyance I’ve caused.

samwise-gamgee:

MR LEGOLAS WHAT IS THIS MAY I ASK

Your pansy-haired girlfriend confuses me. I see no humor in this.

I should see what evil plans he has in store for m-m-middle earth.

What I wouldn’t do for a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. WHERE IS MY SERVANT WENCH? MAKE ME A BLASTED SANDWICH YOU FOOL.

A dead gondorian, of course! Or your mother when I get done with her.

You can call me whatever you like sugar honey sweetie pie ; ] Would you come help me “pillage the countryside”?

shelobthespider-:

princeofharad:

shelobthespider-:

princeofharad:

That is all.

I’m loving the sentiment. 

That’s a good attitude you’ve got there!

Why thank you, hideous, bulbous-arsed creature which I’ve never seen before. Maybe we can be friends. *wink*

BULBOUS-ARSED?

-___-

Even though we share similar views, I’m afraid I could never be friends with a man. The constant desire to eat him would be too great. 

Pen-pals then, perhaps? 

shelobthespider-:

princeofharad:

That is all.

I’m loving the sentiment. 

That’s a good attitude you’ve got there!

Why thank you, hideous, bulbous-arsed creature which I’ve never seen before. Maybe we can be friends. *wink*

That is all.